it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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