it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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