She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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