I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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