This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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