love makes seman taste better
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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