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Yo dont text me then not text me
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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