guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Nobody cheats on THIS.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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