Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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