Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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