I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Randomize
