In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
sex in a hospital.. check
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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