We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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