he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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