is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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