My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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