Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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