found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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