glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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