this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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