Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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