He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
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