I think im going to throw up on grandma
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Randomize
