We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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