Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
17 year olds will be the death of me.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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