When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Someone signed my nipple.
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