he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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