I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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