Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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