Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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