would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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