Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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