Just fell off a train. Bad.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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