Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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