Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Nicole vs. Life
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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