I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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