yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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