just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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