32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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