should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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