Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
