so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
no, he came in my armpit
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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