dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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