we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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