Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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