Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
My liver just had a heart attack.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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