guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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