Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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