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Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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