Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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