Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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