What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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