i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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