It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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