i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
