im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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