so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
The feeling are messing with the penis
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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