I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
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I need you to use more vowels.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
the liver wants what the liver wants
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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