nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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